The Essential Belt

This is the belt you've been searching for since the inception of your adult self's style. If you saw this belt walking down the street, you'd longingly assume "it's vintage." If you googled "vintage perfect belt" later that evening, you'd wind up in a state of existential sadness because your favorite costs as much as a mansion or turns out to be a tiny book strap for Samantha Parkington.

Well, my friends, here it is. The perfect belt: Classic, simple. A sliding belt (without holes!) rendered in gorgeous leather so you can adjust it to the perfect fit for each and every outfit. Not vintage but looks like it.  Not a mansion.  Not Samantha Parkington's book strap. Just all yours to love forever.